So I saw this and thought, Oh, OK, Vogue has moved on their retro pattern line to ugly designer maternity wear from the 90s.
I was wrong.
Why, Vogue, why?!
Then I saw that they were making a line for stylish witches.
Too bad the hat isn't included in the pattern. I mean, I might have bought it for that.
The coat is actually kind of neat if you took all the fugly beading off the skirt. But whoever styled the rest of the ensemble must have been a Project Runway reject.
Lastly, there are Origami Ninja Woman pants. I think Peter should've made these instead of the Harem pants. They're kind of neat in an ethnic way. But they still don't make up for the other atrocities.
Then, the same woman designs this amazing dress. Go figure.
As a bonus pattern surprise I present the Easter Egg costume. Perhaps they're test running a line of costume patterns, what with this and the rich witch.
So this is actually my third edit to this post, but I just found so many more ugly patterns I couldn't help myself.
All I can think of are ugly communist military uniforms. Note the pant-hem interest. Yuck!
I guess hairdressers thought their scrubs needed a little fancifying.
When you wear pants as a jacket!